Showing posts with label Edwin Neal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Edwin Neal. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Sonic The Hedghog The Movie (1999)

Well that was interesting.


This is an oddball of a movie, for one it's not even an hour long and was actually comprised of two television specials aired in Japan combined to make this, so it's not even really a movie. It has a bare bones plot where Doctor Robotnik creates a robot Sonic and tricks our favorite blue hedgehog into a confrontation with the mechanical monster, but there's so much weird stuff that goes into it. Now I will give this "movie" some compliments, the animation is actually really really good. It is late 90s animation but with certain art designs and backgrounds that evoke more late 80s anime, it's quite well done and I see bits of Robotech, Castle In The Sky, and Dragonball Z. If I rated animated features on just looks alone this would get an 8/10! The action is at times awesome but only for brief moments. The music is totally rad and kickass but there's no mistaking what decade it came from, and honestly it was my favorite part of the entire thing. The voice acting is....bizarre. Tails sounds like he has the flu and is very nasal-y, Sonic is harboring on country bumpkin and truthfully sounds like if you mixed Major Kong from Dr. Strangelove, Sheriff J.W. Pepper from Live And Let Die, and Boomhauer from King Of The Hill and now I miss Jaleel White, and somehow I don't know how they got Edwin Neal our favorite psychotic hitchhiker from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre to voice Doctor Robotnik. Hwhat?? But wait, there's more! The character designs for certain characters are well how can I say this nicely, ripped off. Sure Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Robotnik look exactly like they should but the original characters, specifically the president of the world and his daughter look incredibly familiar. The president looks like King Hippo from Punch-Out with a lavish general's outfit, and his daughter looks friggin' exactly like Mimi from Digimon. I mean...wow. God, this is such a strange thing to talk about cause there's no real way to understand what I'm talking about unless you see it for yourself. And the funny thing is I know I rented this from Blockbuster back in the day and never once picked up on any of this. In fact, the more I think about it I actually have been a bit of a Sonic fan in my life, I played the second game with my cousin on his Sega Genesis, I rented tapes of the cartoons, I woke up at 6:00 in the morning just to watch Sonic Underground even if there was no school, I played games on both my Gamecube and PS2, Sonic has been a part of my life in even just small ways for a long time and I can't make head or tails of this....I don't even know what to call it! It's not a movie, it's not a show, it's a two part special combined to make one product. It's just an odd little creation from the 90s that's sort of faded into obscurity, you can't even get a physical copy of this unless you find a tape but thankfully someone uploaded it to YouTube. It's really made for the most hardcore of Sonic fans or very young kids, I'd say from the ages of 5 to maybe 10 or 11. Rating wise if I'm being honest, I'd give it 2.5 stars, a decent 6/10. I actually can't believe this was the only thing close to a Sonic movie for the longest time, and while I have no clue what to expect from the new Sonic movie (I haven't even watched either trailer) if it turns out good I'll be surprised and give it a recommendation. But the track record of video game movies have definitely been more miss than hit, so we'll just have to wait and see what comes next. Until then speed demon fans.

Friday, October 21, 2016

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Pretty terrific horror movie, especially for it's time.

Tobe Hooper's masterpiece The Texas Chainsaw Massacre could probably be argued as one of the greatest Texan tall tales ever. Based loosely off of notorious serial killer Ed Gein, the plot follows a group of five friends travelling across the desolate regions of Texas where they encounter a family of cannibals. And that's really the kicker of this movie, it's not a gothic fairy tale, it's real. Not real real, where the events actually happened but they very well could. Tobe Hooper and all the cast and crew went through hell to make this movie, and for their efforts and what you see on the screen today, they should be applauded. Although oddly Tobe Hooper did not recognize this as a horror movie, but more of a dark comedy. That blows my mind, cause I can laugh at dark disturbing things. I laugh my ass off at American Psycho, I can find funny moments in creepy disturbing things, but not this movie! I laughed once but that was just because of a rather funny delivery of a line, this film is everything you have heard about it, shocking, scary, and highly disturbing, not much you can chuckle at. But the director insists this, the movie isn't meant to be scary but a dark comedy, a parody portrait of the dysfunctional american family. But whatever it is, it gets under your skin. The film is grainy and saturated, the acting is spot on, the soundtrack is non-existent except for sounds you would hear inside of a slaughterhouse, the editing gets more frantic and harsh as the film progresses, culminating in an unforgettable climax. The most simultaneously famous and infamous dinner scene in the movie just makes you take a step back and let all these horrible things sink into your subconcious, the actual shooting was a nightmare, look at any interview of anybody who worked on this film talk about the dinner scene. Poor Marilyn Burns, she put up with so much shit man, that poor girl went through the worst. She is the original scream queen to me. Sure, Janet Leigh and her daughter Jamie Lee Curtis screamed a bit, but Marilyn....I'd like to hedge my bets on how many times she lost her voice working on this movie. That screaming sticks with you. Damn fine actress, may she rest in peace. Gunnar Hansen plays the infamous Leatherface, and believe it or not he does not potray a villain. He's having a bad day too, he's left all alone at home in the middle of nowhere, all these damn kids keep showing up to his home, he doesn't know what to do, murder is second nature to him, he's just trying to protect himself, that's just life to him. You don't ever see that in horror movies, Gunnar Hansen did his homework well and it shows majorly. I could talk about this movie for an hour more, but I've rattled on enough, see it if you dare, but if you don't want to visit Texas afterwards, no one will be mad.

Another week, another review. Join me next Wednesday to see a true master of horror at work.